Last week, at the wonderful WellSpring Day Program in Castle Rock, CO, we started a new program called Timeslips. (www.timeslips.org)
here's the story that resulted:
"The Wedding Day Mystery"
It's the wedding day. The bride, Lauren Jackie, ran home, kind of like the movie "Runaway Bride." She was scared of the groom, Mike Paul. She did not want to eat the cake because it was called "dirt cake" with Gummi Worms inside.
Lauren Jackie's friends are at the table and Lauren Jackie was embarrassed because she didn't want to dance. She was a bad dancer. She didn't go to Zumba enough!
She had forgotten that this was her wedding day and she had not practiced singing the song she was supposed to sing. And there was a mouse in her shoe. She did have a beautiful dress.
The groom threw the cake in her face because he was being bad. She had chocolate in her ear. Mike Paul was angry that she wouldn't dance. The mouse started crawling up and chewed a hole in her dress.
She got in her car and drove away -- actually, she drove a bus. The mouse was biting off her nose. Lauren Jackie went to the mall to get some makeup for her nose. And all her friends came with, but not Mike Paul because men do not like to go to the makeup department.
Mike Paul stayed back and ate the rest of the cake.
Lauren Jackie did not want to put makeup on. The makeup was invisible and no one could see it. Lauren Jackie wouldn't come out of the store. Her friends told her, "He isn't worth it."
She was eating fast food. She was eating a hamburger at McDonald's and a large fries and a large coke. and she had a hamburger from Bud's Bar. She ate it with her friends.
Mike Paul got sick from eating all the dirt cake. He got sick because the cake was poisonous.
Chris Frederick came to the mall and bought flowers for Lauren Jackie. They were roses and Lauren Jackie and Chris Frederick had a good day and a "happily ever after."
p.s. She got plastic surgery and got a new nose.