A judge put a baby named Bob Zachary in a bag. Or maybe it was his mom and dad who put him in the bag. No one knows why. Maybe they put the bag in the car to throw it away. Maybe they just wanted to take a cute picture. baby Bob Zachary has no hair.
The baby is probably not happy in the car driving far away, although he is smiling. The car is powered by solar panels! The people who drove the baby away tried to pick the bag with the baby up, but they couldn't because it was TOO HEAVY.
Baby Bob Zachary put on an Iron man suit and flew away, and he met a unicorn. Bob Zachary fired a weapon that shoots candy.
Baby Bob Zachary was getting cold because he wasn't wearing any clothes under that Iron Man suit. Actually, he wasn't a baby at all -- he was an alien!
He got back in the bag and came back to Earth and got a job at McDonald's. He loved to eat the kids meals at lunchtime. For dinner, he ate MONSTERS (but he never ate people)
After, he turns into Spiderman and goes to get cheese burgers at Burger King. The he drives away in a Camaro and goes to a hockey game. It's the Avs vs. the Devils. The Avs are losing, so the whole team gets fired.
Next, Bob Zachary goes to a football game. It's the Broncos vs. the Jaguars and the Panthers.
Baby Bob Zachary had a bike in the car. He drove away on the bike, dragging the car behind him. the he turned into Superman and went to a baseball game, the Rockies vs. the Red Sox. The Rockies won 11-0!
Bob Zachary got into his Corvette and drove to the Nuggets vs. Lakers game. Some people think the Nuggets won, others say they lost.
When Bob Zachary got home there were 5 fire trucks in front of his house. He was glad to be home, but was scared when he thought there was a fire. Fortunately, his house wasn't on fire. It was a house or a school next door.
Bob Zachary robs the people in the burning house! Then he went to the bank and stole all that money. Then he eats a Subway sandwich.
Gwen and her mom were buying sandwiches at the Subway when they saw Bob Zachary/Iron Man/Spiderman/Superman/robber at the store with a big bag of money. They decided to leave.
Then Bob Zachary went to Sonic.